The Mummy!

I recently tweeted that the former Dear Leader of North Korea would be embalmed, Lenin-like, in a mausoleum. At the time I was only half-serious. But as we know, the absurd world we live in is sometimes cornier than the jokes we tell each other, and it has now been revealed that the former Dear Leader, Kim Jong-il, will indeed be embalmed so that his loyal subjects can revere him for the god he is for hundreds of years to come. There will no doubt be a compulsory pilgrimage for all North Koreans to view the mummy of their former daddy. Anyone refusing will be re-educated, or if that doesn't work, eliminated.

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http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2012/jan/12/kim-jong-il-embalmed-display